Not logged in. Login - Register


All new registrations need to be approved manually. After registration, mail me at tyblossom at aol dot com.
ChaseChat is available for Smartphones via Tapatalk, Download the app at http://tapatalk.com/m?id=4&referer=1048173. After installing CLICK HERE to add the forum to Tapatalk.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
12-20-2013, 03:07 PM,
#1
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Thanks everyone who played. Below is the caption winner. There were a few of them that really were close, but this one just sounded "so Forrest"....The speling one "from Forrest" really made me laugh, but I figured since he knew himself so well...that he probably shouldn't win *smile*. It was fun that he gave us some.



Seeker's ticket number is 7208681. Good Luck.











<div class="bbcode_quote_head">Quote:
<b>Quote from Seeker on December 20, 2013, 4:25 pm</b>

Mayfield- Forrest Your math problem is, If 1 chain equals 66ft, and there is 100 links in a chain and you have 66,000 links to 660 chains, how many miles is that? write out your answer on the chalk board.



Forrest- Dear Math, I have my own problems, figure it out your self.
</div>


Reply
12-20-2013, 03:40 PM,
#2
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
With those kind of grades forrest you will never grow up to be a rocket scientist but maybe you could be a foundry worker and cast some bells with misspelled words on them. You have used up all your D'S so remember that.
Reply
12-20-2013, 03:58 PM,
#3
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
teacher,

DDDDD's

5 of um!

He is my most "D"etermined student Mr & Mrs Fenn

Smile

TGC&CS

Reply
12-20-2013, 04:06 PM,
#4
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mayfield- Forrest, Wake up! How many times have I told you about Sleeping in class... why don't you Tell the Whole class what you were dreaming.



Forrest- Well, you and Sean Connery were being held by the Nazi's and it was up to me to save you both, Sorry to say, you didn't make it.
Reply
12-20-2013, 04:22 PM,
#5
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mrs.Fenn – Ms. Mayfield told me you called Herbert Persky the biggest homomorphist in her class and that resulted in her giving you a D in attitude.



Young man, why don’t you use your algebraic equation and fetch your father the correct size switch.

Reply
12-20-2013, 04:25 PM,
#6
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mayfield- Forrest Your math problem is, If 1 chain equals 66ft, and there is 100 links in a chain and you have 66,000 links to 660 chains, how many miles is that? write out your answer on the chalk board.



Forrest- Dear Math, I have my own problems, figure it out your self.
Reply
12-20-2013, 05:03 PM,
#7
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mayfield- Forrest I told you about that attitude of yours would get you in trouble one day, You go straight to Principle Jen's office Immediately.



Forrest to self- It's gonna be a good day after all.
Reply
12-20-2013, 05:17 PM,
#8
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mayfield- Today there will be a spelling test; Forrest, Spell Knowledge.



Forrest to self- Oh Crap...
Reply
12-20-2013, 05:41 PM,
#9
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Mayfield- today is history class. Forrest, where does warm waters halt?



Forrest- My silence will never be a clue........WHHAAAAAAATTT !! another D?
Reply
12-20-2013, 05:50 PM,
#10
Caption Contest for Renelle Raffle
Teacher,

In reviewing the class report cards Forrest got a "D", and what could I expect, since his Bell county birth records list his name with only one "R",

http://files.usgwarchives.net/tx/bell/vi...ellb30.txt



he likes to repeat consonants in name as well in Algebra formula's but he needs to solve for "X" more.



Forrest Formula

DP1-DA1=C [30-0=30=C]

DP2-DA2=D [30-1=29=D]

The difference a day makes!!



Teacher Formula

X=G1+G2+G3 [D+D+D]

X=D



Teacher, What do you think of your grade?



Forrest: I can't figure it out, how you know that, I got a "D" in First Grade Algebra muchless in Second or Third Grade?



And everyone knows that "X" is a body (mine ff) and 85% of a body is in 3 "D" (dimensional) direction..distance..depth..?





Smile

TGC&CS
Reply


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Found Money Contest astree 91 12,744 11-30-2016, 04:47 AM
Last Post: ItsAllMine
  Caption Contest "What are they thinking?" admin 96 5,727 09-06-2014, 12:52 AM
Last Post: Project Why
  The Bear Caption this grizz with a reaction about The Chase admin 39 4,806 08-27-2014, 01:43 AM
Last Post: Chris
  Caption Contest "Maybe he found all that gold" admin 53 6,717 06-02-2014, 02:59 AM
Last Post: Eldorado
  Caption Contest "Forrest was busy over Christmas" admin 96 6,136 01-06-2014, 02:08 AM
Last Post: NTMI

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)
Contact Us | ChaseChat - Forrest Fenn's Forum | Return to Top | | Lite (Archive) Mode | RSS Syndication