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Playing With Words
01-11-2018, 12:03 PM,
#1
Playing With Words
Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.

Here are this year's winning submissions:

... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And finally:

... Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.

Enjoy! Smile
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01-11-2018, 12:09 PM,
#2
RE: Playing With Words
(01-11-2018, 12:03 PM)Beavertooth Wrote: Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.

Here are this year's winning submissions:

... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And finally:

... Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.

Enjoy! Smile

thats funny i think we went to different schools together
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01-11-2018, 12:48 PM, (This post was last modified: 01-11-2018, 12:56 PM by crazyfamily.)
#3
Playing With Words
I’ve been all mopey since the other day when no one noticed mine.

Is the Blaze one single object? ~ Scout Around
“In a word – Yes.” f

In other words, no.


razyfamily

One time I emailed Forrest, it was after his doctor told him that he needed to back away from the computer and get some exercise. I said, “Hi Forrest, I hope you’re doing well and your new exercise regimen is working out for you.”


razyfamily
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01-11-2018, 05:24 PM,
#4
RE: Playing With Words
(01-11-2018, 12:48 PM)crazyfamily Wrote: I’ve been all mopey since the other day when no one noticed mine.

Is the Blaze one single object? ~ Scout Around
“In a word – Yes.” f

In other words, no.


razyfamily

One time I emailed Forrest, it was after his doctor told him that he needed to back away from the computer and get some exercise. I said, “Hi Forrest, I hope you’re doing well and your new exercise regimen is working out for you.”


razyfamily
Hey there Crazyfamily, I noticed you. Just come stronger next time. Smile
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01-11-2018, 06:12 PM, (This post was last modified: 01-11-2018, 10:40 PM by crazyfamily. Edit Reason: Whatever. )
#5
Playing With Words
(01-11-2018, 05:24 PM)ser Wrote:
(01-11-2018, 12:48 PM)crazyfamily Wrote: I’ve been all mopey since the other day when no one noticed mine.

Is the Blaze one single object? ~ Scout Around
“In a word – Yes.” f

In other words, no.


razyfamily

One time I emailed Forrest, it was after his doctor told him that he needed to back away from the computer and get some exercise. I said, “Hi Forrest, I hope you’re doing well and your new exercise regimen is working out for you.”


razyfamily
Hey there Crazyfamily, I noticed you. Just come stronger next time.

Whatever.



razyfamily
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01-11-2018, 07:51 PM,
#6
RE: Playing With Words
Is the queens name Tantrum?
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01-11-2018, 10:42 PM, (This post was last modified: 01-11-2018, 10:43 PM by crazyfamily.)
#7
Playing With Words
Quote:My books have to write themselves or I struggle. This one did.


razyfamily
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01-12-2018, 12:59 AM,
#8
RE: Playing With Words
Those are funny to the Bone!

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01-12-2018, 01:38 PM,
#9
RE: Playing With Words
The optician fell into the lens grinding machine, he made a spectacle of himself...
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The Belief...
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